Dear Squinty-Eyed Pig Face Girl,
We haven’t known each other long, in fact we may never see each other again, but I feel the need to give you a little warning. I know you’re young and having fun, but a few of the things you do make you seem a little desperate, and that might [...]
Dear Squinty-Eyed Pig Face Girl
July 4, 2008 - 11:30 am
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Santa Clause Drowns: No Ice At North Pole This Summer!
June 27, 2008 - 12:03 am
Prepare for your mind to be blown: Scientist predict that there will be no ice at the North Pole this summer, the most dramatic evidence of global warming to date. Though the thaw is not yet complete, predictions set the odds at greater than 50:50 for a full meltdown.
Disappearance of the arctic ice will allow, [...]
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COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life
June 24, 2008 - 4:30 pm
The first day of summer has just come and gone, meaning you have an open schedule for 90 days to accomplish anything you would like until fall arrives and classes begin.
Sure, you could booze your days away by the pool–but if you want to do something more significant with your life and start this fall [...]
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Vagina-Bong: US Patent #7122000
June 18, 2008 - 4:45 pm
“That bong doesn’t look anything like a vagina,” you might be thinking right now. And you couldn’t be more right. But that’s because it’s not supposed to look like a vagina. You’re supposed to stick it in one to use it.
Let’s let the patent do the talking:
The lower end cooperates with the wall of the [...]
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Is Hot Tub Sex Bad For You?
October 2, 2007 - 3:00 pm
The hot tub: thought by many to be the ultimate in places to have sex. It’s comfortable, relaxing, heated - it’s the aquatic equivalent of a vagina! So why should you not have sex in one?
According to studies by a (virgin) urologist, hot tub humping may not be very safe.
The old rumor of man becoming [...]
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