Girlfriends are a dime a dozen but a good Bro can be impossible to replace. Finally, a website that tackles this often ignored dilemma.

An encyclopedia of hot chicks is one of those rare ideas that sounds good on paper and in practice. So it shouldn’t be a surprise to anybody that Chickipedia, a website that acts as a Wikipedia exclusively for chicks in entertainment (hence the name), is worth poring over. Read More »

Try as I might, I just can’t keep my fridge looking nice.

For one thing, it’s small and has to house two sets of foodstuffs (me and my roommate’s), and for another, it was already gross when we moved in.

Every once in a while the roommate or I will feebly attempt to sponge off decades worth of black stuff that better not be anything other than mold, or Lysol the whole thing in hopes of dispelling that slightly musky odor that just won’t go away, but no matter what we try, our fridge seems destined to be nothing but a crappy machine that keeps our milk cold.

Some people, however, love their fridges. Something about their fridges makes them proud.

So proud, in fact, that they want the world to know how deep their mechanical love goes.

That’s where Fridgewatcher comes in. Read More »

Why spend your free time rating hot babes when you can rate the hottest…websites?

CommandShift3 is tailor-made for computer enthusiasts (read: nerds, like you and me) who find great joy in rating various websites side-by-side. All votes are anonymous, so don’t worry about all sorts of holy hell coming down on you if you rated your friend’s website poorly.

Some of the more recent hot websites on CommandShift3 include Bensonwood Timber Frame Homes’ ’stunning layout (obviously) and the dreamy Nic Brunson - Portfolio page. Digital dreamboats, they both are…

On the other side of the spectrum, the worst site of them all is the technical tragedy that is HOME. That page is fugly, for real.

Decide for yourself what sites are the hottest (and the nottest) at CommandShift3.

The search for the missing college student turned internet porn model appears to be over.

The body of a young woman matching the physical description of Emily Sander, aka Zoey Zane was uncovered late this afternoon amongst the tall grass alongside Highway 54 , about 50 miles outside of El Dorado, Kansas.

Sander was reportedly last seen last Friday, leaving an El Dorado bar with Israel Mireles, 24. Suspicion of foul play was confirmed when a large quantity of blood was found in Mireles’ hotel room. A nationwide manhunt for Mireles is still underway.

Rumors began to surface earlier this week suggesting the 18 year-old was living a double life as internet porn starlet ‘Zoey Zane’. The rumors were later confirmed as fact by her older brother Jacob. Authorities do not believe there is a connection between her ‘naked‘ past and her disappearance.

I don’t think there is a purpose to this site but maybe that is the best part!

Simplistic genius and confusingly hilarious!

See for yourself: http://www.isitchristmas.com/

I’m down for poonany preservation, but this is something else.

Virgin Cream, a $60 cream that acts as a vajajay time-machine of sorts that (supposedly) tightens up a woman’s womanhood back to its more “youthful” days. The website boasts claims such as this:

If You Would Like To:

Be a woman that nearly all men… just can’t resist, this is going to be the most important message you will ever read.

Here Is Why:

Let’s face it… almost any woman can get a man to have sex with her. You don’t have to be pretty. You don’t have to be sexy. You don’t have to have a great body. Basically, you just have to be a woman who will say “yes” and thousands of men will have sex with you…

Once!

But, what if you want that same man to call you for another date? Well, that might NOT be so easy. But, what if there was a way to make sure… almost every man… wanted to go out with you again? Better yet, what if there was a way to make having sex with you… so fantastic… the man you are interested in… couldn’t even think about another woman? What if there was a way to make having sex with you… so good… a man would do anything… even marry you… to keep you in his bed?

Whoa! Talk about demoralizing! I love it. Read More »

You know when you walk into your dorm room and get a little skeeved out because it’s like, real obvious someone just had sex in there?

Well, apparently, there are people who want that slight but noticeable smell around them at all times.

Vulva Original (I’m not joking) is one of the newest sexual oddities to hit the market.

Its developers insist Vulva “is not a perfume.�? Instead, they describe their product as “a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.�?

Ew. Read More »

As far as W.H.O.M. (World Health Optimization Management) is concerned, it’s a great idea to publish the sexual history of every human being in existence on the web for all to see.

The World Sexual Relationship Database is a user-run website that’s much easier to maintain than the crumpled-up “list” most dudes jot down on a piece of paper every few months/weeks/years. The layout is simple; it’s contents deep. Well, not deep yet.

When typing in my name, no partners popped up - meaning that I’M A VIRGIN. How could this happen? In this pissing-contest above all pissing-contests I’m embarrassed…and somehow relieved. Nobody must know about my one-night stand with a wrinkled, floppy-breasted Ukrainian mother doused in Vodka and regret. Whoops…

So, how accurate are these lists? Not very, according to my search on herpes-homeboy Derek Jeter. His listing only shows sexual connections to James Massengill and Alex Rodriguez - not the most reliable site of web sex stats, are we World Sexual Relationship Database? Then again, their Paris Hilton listing is much more telling… Read More »

So, you like food, like going out to eat, but don’t want to waste your money on a restaurant you know nothing about and which may end up being not worth the $10 price tag.

You don’t mind doing a little research, but can’t seem to find a website for 20-somethings on a budget (I mean, who doesn’t want to try a $25 dollar burger? I wouldn’t mind, but my wallet would).

All those top rated restaurants come with top rated price tags, not to mention miniscule portions and sides of snails and fish eggs.

Well, worry no more, Foodies. I’ve got the website of your dreams.

Cheapassfood.com is a funny, colorful, and oh so age appropriate website that gives picture perfect reviews on food people like us would actually want to eat. Read More »