Cocaine Nose Repair - An Enabler?

September 28, 2007 - 3:00 pm , By John, USMA at West Point

Cocaine addictIf there was any drug in the entire world that doesn’t need a medical breakthrough to fix the side-effects it’s cocaine, the drug of denial. Crack and heroin may be worse, but cocaine is considered classy and cool, unfortunately.

Cocaine is only for douchebag losers who can’t get laid without packing dust into a teenager’s nasal passage - or for idiot young-adults who think they’re “in control,” which is hard to determine when their nose and body could be blown away by a slight wind.

Don’t even get me started on a cokehead’s total lack of social skills (read: SHUT THE F*** UP AND STOP BEING SO TWITCHY AND JITTERY).

But there’s hope for the hopeless: Plastic surgeons have decided to ditch the wonders of boobie-building for far more important endeavors, like fixing some young slut’s “cocaine nose” (the disintegration of the septum due to excessive drug-snorting). Read More »

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Fact: Alyssa Milano Loves Bangin’ Baseball Players

July 25, 2007 - 11:00 am , By Steve Geb

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In every circle of friends there is a whore. Eric Clapton and Geroge Harrison had Patty Boyd, 80’s metal stars Tommy Lee and Bret Michaels had Pam Andreson (they have the homemade porn to prove it) and MLB in general has Alyssa Milano. To be more specific LA Dodgers Brad Penny and Russell Martin have Alyssa Millano. Brad Penny and Alyssa were dating over the last 2 years until that relationship ended and she moved onto Russell…. mmm sloppy seconds! Read More »

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