Romney To Be McCains VEEP
Sen. John McCain will choose businessman
and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt
Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the
White House this November, a source closely
connected with the McCain campaign, who
asked to remain anonymous, told us earlier
this afternoon.

“How the hell did the publisher of the ‘Top
20 Side-Boobs of All Time‘ get this scoop,”
you must be asking yourself, right now.

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Sex Move of The Day: The (Tony) Danza Slap

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The Danza Slap: While receiving oral sex, the man pulls his penis out of the woman’s mouth, and slaps her in the face with it, while saying “Who’s the boss?!” Though considered most effective when used as a finishing move, the Danza Slap can be utilized at anytime the conditions permit. However, be careful not confuse the Danza Slap with a “turkeyslap,” which also includes smacking someone in the face with your dong, but it doesn’t have to be during oral sex, or with someone who has any desire to be near your crotch.

*Disclaimer: Performing this move without having some reason to believe she’d be into this will definitely earn you a smack in the face of your own.

Where’s the Boss?

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We took Tony Danza to various location’s around the world. Took a picture and now you gotta find him. Think Where’s Waldo except featuring Tony Danza!

Play Where’s the Boss? after the jump…. Read More »

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