I don’t care how “fake” professional wrestling is, getting hit with fifty f**king chairs is going to hurt, regardless. At least he didn’t ask them bricks…
Ode to Jell-O Wrestling

In a spat of social injustice, a Cambridge University student was arrested yesterday and charged with assault after unfairly losing a Jell-O wrestling match to a hotter chick, says Asylum.com. If that’s what happens when the sticky romp goes wrong, here’s what happens when it goes deliciously right.
Check out COED’s Ode to Jello Wrestling after the jump! Read More »
COED’s Affliction MMA Primer and Preview

Perhaps you’ve heard of Affliction clothing? Even if you haven’t, you’ve seen it. It’s everywhere on television. The shirts with all the flaming skulls and crazy designs on them with the word ‘affliction,’ somewhere. These shirts first started popping up on MMA fighters at UFC events, but have suddenly disappeared from the cage. This is because they were banned by UFC President Dana White and company as soon as Affliction announced they would be hosting their own MMA fight card, which is scheduled for July 19th at the Honda Center in Anaheim, California.
This wouldn’t be that big of a deal, typically. As MMA has grown in the U.S., we’ve seen plenty of MMA organizations pop up; the IFL, Adrenaline, EliteXC. But Affliction is different in that for their first event, they have assembled what is probably the most ridiculous fight card of 2008. If you don’t recognize these names, its because the UFC doesn’t talk about them (they couldn’t manage to sign them), but the card boasts several UFC veterans as well.
Here’s our breakdown and predictions for some of the more important fights on the card. Read More »
Wrasslin’ In Coleslaw, Y’all!

Sopotnick’s Cabbage Patch (check the website - eat your heart out, Geocities!) in Florida held its annual Coleslaw Wrestling Championship recently, officially kicking off one of the most cherished traditions of Daytona Bike Week…I think. I really don’t know.
Why should you know about this? I’m still not entirely sure, but I assume the concept of girls wrestling in coleslaw will intrigue our more - how do you say? - rural audience.
Click here to watch video of Coleslaw Wrestling during Bike Week.
ESPN: Adam “Pacman” Jones Signs Wrestling Contract
ESPN is reporting that Adam “Pacman” Jones is entering the world of men in tights wielding metal folding chairs.
The troubled Tennessee Titans cornerback, suspended from the NFL for the entire season after numerous run-ins with the law, has signed a contract with Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, USA Today reported. An official announcement of the deal was expected from TNA later Monday.

































































