E3 Recap: The End

The expo is finally over. All the producers and designers can breathe a sigh of relief and get back to making games instead of pimping them. All in all I felt, as an outside observer, that the show left me slightly wanting. There was no groundbreaking news, no giant promises, and no real blockbuster game announced that we didn’t already know about.

The Nintendo Talk

Nintendo is about making cash. Which isn’t a bad thing. Unless you’re a serious hardcore Nintendo gamer fan boy who wishes they’d remake Zombie’s At My Neighbors for the Wii.I wouldn’t say they are done with hardcore games altogether, but the order of the day is definitely casual stuff, and their talk certainly said that. They did introduce some new hardware for the Wiimote that promised more accurate movement…and then used it to throw a Frisbee to a dog in Wii Sports 2. Read More »

Top 5 Web-Based Games To Waste Your Life Away

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Stuck at the office with nothing to do? Or maybe you had to mail your XBOX360 in for repairs and it’s raining? Or maybe you’re really hung over and the sun’s rays feel like stabbing needles.

Here are 5 web-based games that will run on (almost) any computer.

The Last Stand & The Last Stand 2

Two great games to get us started here based around a familiar but important scenario: the coming (oh, it’s coming) zombie apocalypse. This clicking shooter has some fun RPG elements. It puts you in the character of a lone survivor, who must defend his barricade from the oncoming zombie hordes. Read More »

5 Summer Video Game Time Wasters on The Cheap

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Summer’s here and that means it’s time to neglect that reading list and playing some goddamn video games. Unfortunately, your job painting houses at ‘College Kids F**k Your House Up,’ has neglected to return any income (”Dude, I totally have the cash but I keep forgetting”), so as usual, your broke.

No problem. Here’s five classic games that you should be able to find in the used/bargain bin section that’ll give you all the excuse you need to ignore other, less important things in your life. Read More »

COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life

COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life

The first day of summer has just come and gone, meaning you have an open schedule for 90 days to accomplish anything you would like until fall arrives and classes begin.

Sure, you could booze your days away by the pool–but if you want to do something more significant with your life and start this fall semester a better person, take a look at COED’s “90 Days To A Better Life.”

With hard work and dedication, all these things can be accomplished before September 21st.

COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life after the jump! Read More »

Wii Fit Just Gets Better and Better

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Wii Fit Just Gets Better and Better

WARNING: Do Not Hook-up With This Girl!

Old Guy Pimpin’ Petra Nemcova

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Is This Dwarf Muay Thai Boxing Fight Fixed? [video]

Adriana Lima’s Hard Nipples Go On a Walk [NSFW]

Guy Takes Golf Drive To The Stomach At Point Blank Range…. idiot!

Cat Fight: Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood Throwdown

Finding Love in the Post-College World

Another Drunken Cape Cod League Summer

Car Surfing Faceplant - He’s No Teen Wolf

Pineapple Express Trailer

This Picture Makes Me Laugh

8 Insane Tales of Decapitation

Does Rihanna Have A Nipple Ring? You Decide…

Javon Walker: Robbed And Found Unconscious On Las Vegas Street

COED Interview: Enemy Territory: QUAKE Wars‘ Kevin Cloud

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From Wolfenstein 3-D to DOOM to today’s release of Enemy Territory: QUAKE Wars for the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3, id Software has been jacking-up the ante on first-person shooters like no other team in gaming. We were fortunate enough to get i.d. co-owner and lead game designer, Kevin Cloud on the phone to discuss the new release. Enjoy!

COED: Enemy Territory: QUAKE Wars is out today for Xbox 360 and PS3. What can we expect from the console versions?

Kevin Cloud: We’ve been working on the 360 and PS3 for almost two years now. Enemy Territory: Quake Wars, when we released it on the PC, we got a lot of editorial acclaim for it, if you’ll remember, a lot of awards and nominations, so there’s some really good gameplay in there.

It’s a really big game, a lot going on, so we wanted to make sure we got all of that in there. We got it running great, looking great, so we’ve achieved that. We had the design teams focusing on a each console to really make sure the game controls fit what players on that platform are accustom to, whether it’s shooting, driving, whatever. Read More »

The Worst Parents In The World

I feel so bad for this poor kid that if I find out who it is I’ll personally send him a new Xbox 360. His parents borrowed a neighbors old Xbox 360 packaging and gave it to their kid for Christmas with a couple of shirts inside.

Wii are in Demand: Can Nintendo Maintain the Lead in this Season’s Console War?

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Across the country there are shortages of the Nintendo Wii, and with good reason: it’s the hottest gift this holiday season - for the second season in a row.

The motion-controlled marvel is set to lead the console pack in holiday sales, outselling both the PS3 and Xbox 360 - if it can maintain its stock. Nintendo’s grip on the gaming industry - both the Wii and Nintendo DS are major sellers worldwide, with combined sales over 1 million in October - may be loosened up with Sony’s recent price drop and Xbox 360’s essential library. Hardcore gamers that already own Xbox 360 will flock to their local electronics store to snag a less-pricey PS3; scrappy gaming upstarts will sink their teeth into Xbox 360’s deeper catalog of games.

But parents? Most of them will wait it out for a Wii. Read More »

The Daily Shocker: Roman Bath Houses for Sale

The Daily Shocker

For only £300,000 you - yes, you! - can have your very own Roman Bath house. It’s perfect for relaxing baths, toga parties and Caligula-styled orgy blowouts. (BBC News)

Honda Accord: reliable on gas, not so reliable in ATM-dragging category. (Times News)

Young? Single? Horny? Democrat? Join the Obama Swingers Club today! (Gawker)

Internet romance gone wrong: 30-year-old woman tantalizes a 16-year-old boy into sending naughty pictures, cybering and…playing on Xbox LIVE. (Dayton Daily News)

Mom uses her toddler to steal purses. Cla$$y. (Fox News)

New “Halo 3″ Clip Unveiled

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September 25 can’t come quick enough for fans of the Halo franchise. Early reports on Halo 3, easily one of the most anticipated games of all time, have been more than favorable; but outside of the gaming elite nobody has seen concrete evidence.

The most recent clip puts all doubt out the door, with more emphasis on action than previous trailers. FPS fans shouldn’t worry any further, as Master Chief’s latest fragfest is gearing up to be a bonafide showstopper.

Watch the new teaser clip after the jump.

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