Romney To Be McCains VEEP
Sen. John McCain will choose businessman
and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt
Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the
White House this November, a source closely
connected with the McCain campaign, who
asked to remain anonymous, told us earlier
this afternoon.

“How the hell did the publisher of the ‘Top
20 Side-Boobs of All Time‘ get this scoop,”
you must be asking yourself, right now.

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Maury’s “You Are Not The Father” Dance

I think this post by the1flygurl from the YouTube comment section best describes the outcome of this Maury “maury paternity test” video, “got damn aint nobody eva da father on dis show she shoulda jus kept her mouf closed.”

Regardless of what she did with her mouf, Andrew’s girlfriend was 900% 5,000% sure that he is the father. But when it turns of that isn’t the case, Andrew gives us one of the best hood victory dances ever seen on COED.

YouTomb: YouTube’s Mass Online Grave

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Ever wonder what happens to all the videos taken down from YouTube for copyright infringement, or any other reason? Just check out YouTomb.

According to TechCrunch.com, students from MIT’s Free Culture group created the Site to document all the videos removed from YouTube. Currently, they’ve logged 177,000 videos, with more than 4,000 reportedly removed for copyright violations.

You can’t watch the videos on the Site, but they do include vital information, like who posted, when it was taken down and screen-shots. So, enjoy searching the catacombs of viral video–until they decide to shut that down, too.

Rape Victim Posts YouTube Video, Asks For Help

picture-1.jpgIn what would seem a desperate attempt at vindication, Crystal, a 16-year-old Florida resident has posted a video to YouTube.com claiming she was raped by a 23-year-old when she was 15 (16 is the age of consent in Florida), but the case was dropped by cold-blooded court because she was “almost 16.” Her bright pink YouTube page contains only this video (posted below), and lists the phone numbers for the Governor’s assistant and the State Attorney of Florida.

In the video, Crystal begins crying almost immediately, while she outlines her case, saying “I need help. I didn’t want to do it this way, but it’s the only that someone out there in the world’s going listen to me,” she sobs. “The State Attorney of Florida doesn’t want to prosecute a 23-year-old man who raped me, and drugged me and has me so mentally messed up that I can’t even go to public school anymore.”

Check out the full video after the jump. Read More »

If You Like Women With Accents…

I think she might be from California. Or maybe Paris. The London one’s were pretty good, too. Either way, this woman must spend as much time practicing accents as she does whitening her teeth because I have no F’ing clue where she’s from.

More Proof That Olden Times Were F-ed Up: Dog-Rape Movie

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If you think this is just a cute movie of dressed-up dogs doing hilarious things, you’re in for the worst surprise of your life. That is, of course, unless dog-rape is your thing. In which case, today’s your lucky day.

Check out the weirdest thing you’ll see this week after the jump! Read More »

What Nightmares Are Made Of: “Children Of The Grave: Zombie Road” Trailer

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Holy crap! Apparently there’s a new “horror documentary” from the Sci-Fi channel and the creators of “Spooked,” available now on DVD. At first, I thought it was another Blair Witch, but no. It’s real. And it scares the crap out of me.

Woods with adult ghosts are creepy enough. This one’s filled with a city’s-worth of dead orphans. Yes, orphans. Watch this trailer, and you’ll be soiling your trousers right along with me in no time.

Check out the “Children of the Grave: Zombie Road” trailer after the jump! Read More »

Anderson Cooper (Man) Bear-Love Mash-Up Video

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Oh, technology, how we love thee. You makes possible all the things we joke about to ourselves, while downing a bag of Cheetos and watching 24-hour news. Fortunately for my lazy-ass, there are people out there who take the time to make such jokes a reality. Watch this video mash-up, in which our favorite silver-haired news anchor expresses his love of (man) bears.

Watch the Anderson Cooper Man-Bear-Love Video After the Jump! Read More »

Top 5 Paula Abdul TV Meltdowns

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Just when you thought she’d hit rock-bottom, Paula Abdul again proves that you can be a f*ck-up, and still have a job. Here’s Paula’s best intoxicatedly infamous moments television has to offer.

Check out The Top 5 Paula Abdul TV Meltdown videos after the Jump. Read More »

Brett Favre On The Cover Of Madden ‘09

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With Leather has posted a screen grab of Brett Favre’s Madden ‘09 cover.

Vintage Michael Jordan Shattering A Backboard - Amazing video!

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Willie Nelson & Snoop Dogg

“Come on Pookie let’s burn this motherf–ker down!”

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YouTube User “Trashman” Claims to Have “Infected 1,500 Girls with AIDS”

Going by the name ‘Trashman,’ a guy with an American accent claimed in a video posted to YouTube.com that he has “‘infected’ between 1200 and 1500 young women with [HIV/AIDS].”

The YouTube Video:

Now, I’m of the persuasion that deliberately giving a partner HIV is tantamount to murder, morally speaking. There’s also the argument that having unprotected sex with someone who’s even sometimes referred to as Trashman is as irresponsible as the garbage guy himself.

Others still argue that the whole thing is just bullsh*t.

Regardless of whether this is a horrible act or a hoax, ladies, if you’re ever wooed by a guy wearing pantyhose over his face, it’s probably a good night to go home and play Scrabble.