Complete List Of All US Starbucks Closures

Complete List Of All US Starbucks Closures [Opens PDF]

Science: Attractive People Sound Sexier

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pics! (w/Zac Efron.. Unfortunately)

The Internet Just Got More Hilarious…and Disturbing (Very NSFW!)

Britney Gives Full Custody To K-Fed

Go Figure, According To  Red Sox Fan A-Rod’s All-Star Party Sucked

Brady Quinn Controversy Over Steamy Photos

Real Life Tony Hawk Pro Skater Combo

CollegeCandy’s Rebuttal: The Boys of Summer

Barf Bags Don’t Work At Zero G’s

‘ello Jordan

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Ex-Girlfriend

ESPY Red Carpet Pictures

The Daily Shocker: Sam Adams Mad at Sam Adams

The Daily Shocker

Sam Adams (Boston, brewer) is angry at Sam Adams (Portland, candidate for Mayor) for using his/its/their likeness…in name.

Zac Efron to star alongside Mann in movie directed by Burr Steers of The L Word. Shooting fish in barrel just got a million-times easier.

Wanna pick up chicks? Buy this minivan.

VIDEO: Are you bad at both internets? Gabe & Max can help.

New trend: graffiti gone green.

To all horny teachers getting busted: wait until they graduate.

Halle Berry is looking mighty busty these days.

De Niro to return to his mafia roots.

No need to paraphrase: “Dolphins used to look like humans and lived in Atlantis”

Brew Review: Miller Chill

Miller ChillEver heard of a “chelada”? Not enchilada, although those are really rad…but that’s neither here or there.

A chelada is a Mexican style of beer that’s flavored with lime and salt (Corona with salt, basically). The drink is popular in Mexico and Costa Rica but has yet to become a hit in America. The day where cheladas are popular in the U.S. has been set back a decade or so with the release of Miller Chill, a poor excuse for a beer.

Miller Chill apes that mask-the-awful-taste-with-limes-and-salt formula cheladas have down pat - with an unfortunate twist. Chill contains the flavor of artificial limes and salt that leaves an aftertaste similar to flat Sprite lingering in your mouth.

Miller Chill tastes like sour soda.

Usually my preference for a certain kind of beer is nonexistent - I enjoy Negro Modello as much as I do a bootleg brand like Schlitz, when the occasion hits - but Chill is plain ill. Drinking it to get wasted is much more difficult than regular brews due to its kiddie-sweet flavor. After convincing my bro to share a six-pack of the stuff with me he opted out after one-and-a-half beers. Read More »

COED Presents: The Best Pop-Culture Costumes for Halloween 2007

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We here at COED already went over costumes on the cheap; this time around we jump into the best pop-culture influenced costumes for Halloween, from puppy-punching athletes and brainiac bimbos to cross-dressing boxers and political bathroom buddies.

Check out this season’s top Halloween costume picks after the jump! Read More »

The Daily Shocker: SHCOOL

The Daily Shocker

A stret neer Northwod Elemantarie skool in Kalamamamazoo, Michegane haez the werd “school” misspelld on the pavment. Idiots. (Seattle Pi)

Cocksox: the new speedo, but much worse. (Cocksox.com)

Blender’s “Top 10 NFL Stadium Anthems That Must Be Retired.” (Blender)

Paris Hilton sues Hallmark for using her likeness on a card. That’s hot. (TMZ)

Nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens get her booted from Disney, High School Musical 3. In other news: Zac Efron is still under contract, therefore still in the closet. (Post Chronicle)

Bin-Laden bootleg video in the hands of U.S. authorities; surpasses Kanye West’s Graduation as biggest leak of the month. (MSNBC)

Vanessa Hudgens Nude Photo Scandal: It’s Real!

Vanessa Hudgens, nude; Zack Efron, gay

Unless you’ve been living under a rock you heard about nudie pics of Vanessa Hudgens floating around the internet. Well, the rumors are true - the pictures are real!

Somewhere Zac Efron is disgusted…because Vanessa’s naked! Ewwwwwwww!

If you want to see the pic click HERE.

Also… Check out the Vanessa Hudgens COED Photo Gallery

Vanessa Hudgens Nude