Actual Fears of a 20-Something Red Neck

Friday’s mid-term, asking out the cute girl you sit next to in chem lab, and where to apply for grad school are all things people our age worry about. Failure, rejection, and the future are all pretty scary, but they’re small potatoes when compared to the end of the world as we know it; something a very good friend of mine is concerned with.

I recently went home for a long weekend, and while hanging out with…oh let’s call him Bob, a friend from high school, I learned about an interesting new “hobbie” he developed.

Bob has started to collect swords and exceptionally big knives, but not for show or display, they have a practical purpose. I’m going to let Bob tell you in his own words why he started this…collection. Read More »

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COED Rant: Jewelry Sucks

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I need to say this. Jewelry sucks. And I hate buying it for women and I think I’m done buying it forever–at least until I decide to get engaged. Honestly, is there a more useless thing on this planet then jewelry?

Completely ignoring the entire system of imbalance that permeates men/women romantic relationships when it comes to gift-giving and buying dinner etc, could I please get you something else? Something worthwhile. Something that doesn’t cost a fucking arm and leg to prove to you that I’m into you as a person?

Here’s some reasons why jewelry is stupid. Read More »

New “I Am Legend” Trailer Unveiled

Another year, another Will-Smith-saves-the-world movie.

I Am Legend had been garnering only decent buzz - until this new trailer surfaced out of the blue. Smith plays Robert Neville, sole survivor of New York and sole hope for the human race…after all humankind becomes virus-carrying zombie-monsters. Neville has no idea why he’s immune to the vicious virus, but he plans on using his non-effected self to restore order to the human race.

That’s all fine and dandy, as long as it gives moviegoers a reason to throw down some change.

Let’s face it: the fall movie season has been terrible, with unremarkable flicks cropping up every week. A movie like I Am Legend is just what moviegoers (and the industry) need for an action-starved season. For action buffs that fancy a bit of build-up before a massive blow-out, the trailer for I Am Legend relies on slow, driven tension more than a quick fix of gratuitous explosions and caffeinated editing - though there are plenty of those as well. I Am Legend will be in theaters December 14.

I am officially excited to see this movie - and you should be too.