Hey, Slacker - Get a Job!

Slacker

It looks like you left something off that back-to-school list of yours in September, champ: money.

Whether it’s paying for tuition or a Bud Light at Cryan’s, you’re going to need cash. While some have the luxury of parental support or a paid internship, most only have three frightening options: prostitution, refund checks…or getting a job. With the first two being (sort of) out of the question, cash-strapped students actually need legitimate employment to suffice.

Now, note the legitimate and squash the wild ideas, because the following are not options: model, zookeeper, photographer, archaeologist (the fun, Indiana Jones variety), radio personality, novelist, video game tester, professional poker player and every possibility that involves the word “pirate” or “ninja.” It’s not happening, so don’t waste your money on the nunchucks. Read More »