For some reason, it’s a big drug-news day. Maybe because it’s Friday, and journalists are gearing up for the weekend. Whatever the reason, we’ve got a fun one this time.

As always, science is confirming something we already know–nearly 1/3 of people that routinely visit pubs, bars and nightclubs and use drugs and alcohol to improve their sex lives. The BBC reports that a recent study shows a third of 16 to 35-year-old men and 23% of women in Europe deliberately binge on alcohol and drugs to improve their sex lives.

If I were you, I’d jump on a plane the second your graduation gown hits the floor. You’ve got three and a half months to celebrate before people start asking questions about you failing at life.

To visiting any one of the nine countries (UK, Germany, Austria, Czech Republic, Greece, Italy, Portugal, Spain and Slovenia) included in the survey check out our article, “Fly To Europe This Summer for $225 on Zoom Air,” and get laid doing what you do best.

So you’ve been saving you change (and significantly more) for months now in hopes of finally completing that wild two week summer European backpacking trip. Only problem is gas prices are on the rise and the price of flights to Europe have gotten completely out of hand.

Fear not, because Zoom Air is here to cater to college students in the San Diego, Ft. Lauderdale, New York and Vancouver regions looking to go abroad this summer.

They are offering ridiculous discounts any college student could afford — Ft. Lauderdale, New York City or the UK for $225! I really don’t think there is a better deal to be found anywhere.

I flew Zoom Air from NYC to London in September and it was a great experience — spacious seating, my flights were on time, they didn’t lose my bags and, most importantly, the flight attendants were gorgeous. Seriously: if you have any interest at all in visiting Europe this summer check out the promotional deals on Zoom Air.