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Remember the old internet? It was so simple then.
Spider Solitaire. GeoCities. LMAO was just a twinkle in LOL’s eye. Pictures of drunk people spread like wildfire. Internet embarrassment was the new wedgie.
Finding pictures of people wasted online is easy - but what about a site where you can rate every embarrassing picture objectively and relive the internet’s glory days?
Don’t fret, as AmIWasted has been built for that exact purpose.
AmIWasted is a crudely designed website that randomly shuffles through pictures of drunk guys and gals in various situations. Whether sandwiched between friends, passed out on the floor or naked covering what little junk is on display, you rate these pics on a scale from “SOBER” to “WASTED!!!”
The top honors on the site have been given to some of the nastiest, vomit-covered examples of drunkeness I’ve seen in a long time. Truly repulsing stuff.
Even the bottom ten pictures (the “least” wasted, if you will) are hilarious for the wrong reasons; most of them are just random glamour shots and school pictures. Who the f*** created this site?
Man, this site is primitive: there isn’t even a “Home” page you can return to once you’ve entered the picture page! It has that “Internet website, circa 1997″ vibe mastered.
With some viral marketing AmIWasted could reach the lofty heights of FatChicksInPartyHats.
Wait - viral marketing has already begun:
Did ABC News screw up or what! Baiting viewers with drunk pictures and Diane Sawyer’s botching of internet lingo - “cyber drinking party,” “I am wasted…dot com.” - is exactly the kind of promotion AmIWasted wants and needs to become an internet sensation.
By the way Sawyer, it’s am I wasted, not I am wasted. You would’ve noticed if you weren’t two sheets to the wind yourself. Get the “Am I Wasted?” widget here.
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