Some people like to toy with the “slow” kid in gym class, while others find their local pedophile as the key target to their mischief. In a Utopian world, the scales would be even and the targets would have retribution other than handgun violence.

Enter Sasquatch. Though he/she is a mythical being, we can thank for advertising community for re-enacting the “what-if” scenario. On this slow news day, and with the love of George Carlin in mind, we salute you Big Foot!… and we like beef jerky!

Check out the complete collection of Messin’ With Sasquatch after the jump!

The Pickup

Watch Face

Joy Buzzer

Rabbit

Cold One

Cold One: Extended Version

Towel Whip

Golf

Flaming Bag

Shaving Cream Prank

Water Bowl Prank