So, this guy puts his Sea Doo in his jacuzzi and rides it around like a wild banshee. It’s cool and all. At first, I thought he must have just been really bored to do such a thing. But then I noticed the stripper pole next to his jacuzzi and realized this guy is the biggest party animal this side of Parkersburg, West Virgina. I bet he’s got a TON of chicks on that thing, like, every night. That’s why he keeps his jet ski in there…