Believe me, it’s not make-up or paint: Paul Karason’s skin is a deep blue/purple color and now he looks to seek acceptance in California.

Karason says his skin turned blue from colloidal silver poisoning; to me, it looks like he ate Papa Smurf. In any event, this is pretty out there. Let the Blue Man Group jokes begin.

Somewhere, Tobias Funke is taking notes.