Stoned Cop Calls 9-1-1

“Please send rescue, I think we’re dying. We made brownies, I think we’re dead, time is going by ready-ready slow. ”

2 Comments

  1. Maximosis says :

    This has to be one of the best news snippets I have ever seen. Only a cop can be a big enough moron to think he has overdoses on weed brownies, the best part is I know exactly how he was feeling that must of been some good dank.

  2. maybe this should be says :

    “time is moving really, really, reallllly slow. I think I’m dead… Yeah I’m dead”

    aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahhahahahhahahahhahaha

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